“Honestly, sharing a toilet with a lawnmower has really brought us closer.”

“Three jumpers indoors is just what a home feels like now.”

“I now know my landlord's barbecue schedule better than my own family.”

“The spiders were here first, so technically I'm the lodger.”

“He called me a curator of space, so I signed before I saw the hot plate.”

“I can cook, sleep and shower without standing up. That's efficiency.”