Odessa, Oberstown, Tara, Skryne, Co. Meath is for rent on Daft.ie

One handsomely varnished plank of a front door stands sentinel over a single Adirondack chair, because in Skryne, seating for one is not a limitation, it is a lifestyle boundary lovingly enforced. The decorative fence facing open farmland ensures total privacy from absolutely nothing, while the doorbell camera monitors the seven square feet of patio for intruders who would have to actively try to trespass on a shed. At €1,350 a month, you are not renting a house so much as leasing exclusive rights to a very nice porch with a small room attached.