Colthurst Road, Lucan, Co. Dublin is for rent on Daft.ie

Behold the vaulted pine ceilings, a cathedral of laminate flooring stretching toward a single portrait-mode window overlooking someone's back fence. The lone couch, marooned in the vast beige nothing like a raft adrift at sea, signals a life of considered minimalism you didn't necessarily choose but will absolutely be paying premium rates for. At €1,306 monthly, this is less a bedroom and more a woodworking shed that got ambitious.