Proudstown Road, Navan, Co. Meath is for rent on Daft.ie

The full-body pine cladding does for the bathroom what a sauna does for the soul, wrapping the sink-and-shower duo in the kind of timber embrace usually reserved for artisanal cheese aging rooms. Note the arched mirror, positioned so you may admire your own reflection while contemplating the €1,192 a month you now owe for a shower cubicle you can touch from the toilet. Ventilation, like ambition, has been left to the imagination.